Three Least Favorite Words in the English Language

#1 would have to be “Like” even though I use a lot, I can’t stand it when someone uses it every other sentence. It makes people think you either stutter or you’re just a complete moron that can’t decide what you want to say. Also it takes you about thirty minutes longer to say something, because you have about a hundred extra “likes” thrown in there for no reason.
#2 is not actually a word it’s “Text Talk” or whatever they call it. You know what I’m talking about the LOL’s, JK’s, and ROTFL’s it makes me wanna hit my head against a brick wall a couple dozen times. It really makes me nauseous when the person speaking that way is over the age of ten.
#3 has to be “Whoops”… Just imagine going into surgery and thirty minutes in, you hear the doctor say “Whoops!” I don’t know about you but I would start imagining all the things that he would be saying whoops about and none of them look very good. I’d start thinking about what life would be like for a guy with his chin sewn to his pectoral, that’s why “Whoops” is number three.

My Three Favorite Words

I don’t know that it’s my favorite, but one I use a Lot is “Dude” I usually substitute it for someone’s name…I think that’s the only way you can use it. That’s kind of funny because I looked it up and the definition is: An overdressed man; A Fop, a city person; a tenderfoot, or just a person. Don’t ask me what a “fop” is but it sounds like it could be one of my new favorite words.
Next would have to be “Fat” and that’s not like, “Dude, that’s totally fat” it’s more like “Dude you’re fat”. I almost never call fat people fat I’ll usually use words like: Whoa! Massive, incredibly large, hugely nasty, and/or DANG!!! The people I usually call fat are nowhere close to being large but I just like messing with them.
Lastly, since “Yes Ma’am” is two words (hehehehe), I’ll have to go with “Face” as in “you’re a face” I don’t know how it’s supposed to offend someone. All I can say is I heard it from David Cobb and that should explain it everything. Basically he can use any word as an insult just as long as he can pronounce it, that narrows things a lot. = )

Correction

Note to all taking any sort of class: Make sure you read over the assignment thoroughly before writing on your blog what you think the assignment might mean. How do I know this? Remember the English 101 post on Sept. 6? Yep I got the assignment wrong, good thing only 50% of my fans saw it…(meaning one of them), but don’t worry I’m going to read the required pages first this time… At least I think these are the right pages. =-)

First Post

For all three of you that will see this blog, it’s my first one…ever. Hard to tell I know (NOT!), I don’t even know if what I’m writing right now will end in the right place. But seriously, I’m proud of myself because it only took me 30 minutes to figure out how to change the theme…then I lost it and I’m still trying to find it. yeah, so this may be hard for you to believe (my two fans) but this kind of stupidity shows in my school. Well I guess I’d better go and look for my theme for the site. “Peace Out” as Kip would say.