#1 would have to be “Like” even though I use a lot, I can’t stand it when someone uses it every other sentence. It makes people think you either stutter or you’re just a complete moron that can’t decide what you want to say. Also it takes you about thirty minutes longer to say something, because you have about a hundred extra “likes” thrown in there for no reason.
#2 is not actually a word it’s “Text Talk” or whatever they call it. You know what I’m talking about the LOL’s, JK’s, and ROTFL’s it makes me wanna hit my head against a brick wall a couple dozen times. It really makes me nauseous when the person speaking that way is over the age of ten.
#3 has to be “Whoops”… Just imagine going into surgery and thirty minutes in, you hear the doctor say “Whoops!” I don’t know about you but I would start imagining all the things that he would be saying whoops about and none of them look very good. I’d start thinking about what life would be like for a guy with his chin sewn to his pectoral, that’s why “Whoops” is number three.
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Very creative, Jesse!
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