Monday, October 12, 2009

Pearls Before Swine

"Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and frightened Miss Muffet away.
Then Miss Muffet went back
checked her gun rack
grabbing a 357'
Then finding the spider
she sat down beside her
and blew that poor sucker to heaven."

... the uncut version.

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